Did everyone have a nice holiday? We did. I got a box of bacon from my parents as one of my gifts, and Jason got a huge set of decorative toothpicks (to commemorate this). Fantastic. We also managed to forget our camera at my aunt’s house and Jason’s wedding ring at his parents’ house. (He took it off to wash the dishes, SO HE CLAIMS.)
We played Pictionary at my aunt’s and the boys totally kicked the girls’ butts. It was ridiculous. For example, here is an artist’s rendering of what my father drew:
The guessing went like this: TUBE! TEST TUBE! SCIENCE! EXPERIMENT!
From “tube” to “experiment” in two seconds. Are you kidding me?
And then this, drawn by Jason:
Again, the guesses came with rapid, eerie precision: MOUNTAIN! PEAK! STEEP!
The leaps of logic they made were insane. It’s like they shared a brain.
Take, for instance, this:
This may look like a hamburger to you and I, but to the brain trust menfolk, it only took them three guesses to get “OREO COOKIE.” WhatEVER.
Meanwhile, I drew this:
And had to eventually bail because the closest anyone got was: TV!
It is so obviously a VCR. God.
It also didn’t help that my aunt was trying to get us to guess “democrat” and drew an elephant instead.
I won our little fantasy football pool (based on science!) and am trying to figure out what to do with the money ($68. Note to illegal gambling officials: this money is imaginary!). I offered to put it in our safe for um, safekeeping, but Jason said I should spend it on myself. And then I noticed a local massage place has 50-minute massages for only $39. Well, that was easy.
I’m not going to make any New Year’s resolutions this year, but here’s a list of things I vow to do to make 2021 more fun.
- Use my telescope more often on starry nights.
- Wear the jewelry that’s buried in my jewelry box.
- Open a new box of cereal instead of avoiding the last sawdusty remnants of the old cereal.
- Compliment the pets more on their cuteness.
- Start a new knitting project before my old, boring one is done.
- Surprise Jason by taking him somewhere unexpected, unexpectedly.
- Try some new recipes from the 20 cookbooks I inexplicably own.
- Live in the moment. If I’m reading, focus on the book. If I’m at work, focus on work. If someone’s talking, focus on what they’re saying. Etc.
- Go rock climbing. And to an archery range. And to a shooting range.
- Bake those cookies, even if I only end up eating two (or eight).
How about you? What would you like to do more of in 2021 that’s not really a resolution?
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