1. Wake up without the assistance of an alarm, a dog, two cats, and a husband.

2. Figure out why her shadow makes it look like she has giant alient hands.

3. Care at all what celebrities say/do/think/endorse.

4. Remember to wash off her mascara on the two days a year she wears it.

5. Drive to work without sounding like an angry sailor.

6. Find a pair of shorts that are the right length.

7. Skip a rock on water.

8. Resist using Shorty’s paws to keep the beat as she makes him “rap” while sleeping: “My name is Shorty and I’m here to say, it’s in your lap I would like to stay…yo, yo, yo. Peace out!”

9. Keep up with the tremendously ridiculous weed growth in the yard.

10. Beat Jason at cribbage (down 31 games so far).

11. Stop eating circus peanuts.

How about you?